• Premium Quality

    Only carefully sourced beans make it into our blends. Sourced ethically, consumed spitefully.

  • Fresh Roast

    Roasted to order to deliver maximum flavor and aroma to block out the smell of 9 to 5 despair.

  • Easy Ordering

    Simple ordering with fast, reliable delivery stright to the blood stream.

Find Your Perfect Roast

Our coffee lineup features carefully selected and etically sourced beans that have been roasted until they've reached a state of total surrender for maximum flavor, freshness, and the kick in the teeth you need to get your day going.

ABOUT US


At Spite & Solder Coffee Co., we don't do zen and tranquility. We do revenge against the alarm clock. We exist to fuel the beautiful, exhausted, work-day warriors who drag themselves through the soul-crushing 9 to 5 workday. Our coffee isn't here to bring inner peace-it's here to give you enough caffeine to outlast your boss, your inbox, and the slow grind to the weekend.

Strong will? Cute. We prefer stronger coffee and relaxing tea to even you out. Every cup is a middle finger to Monday mornings, a war cry against flourescent lighting, and a loud promise that you will survive another day - if only to spite the universe itself.

Every bag is crafted for those who appreciate strong coffee with a rabid personality, brazen enough to take on a grizzly bear.

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Discover Our Tea Selection

Enjoy refreshing, aromatic teas perfect for bringing you back down to earth from your morning caffeine blitz.